I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
How Frozen Should Have Ended
If you haven’t seen this, you should definitely watch it!
THAT WAS SO MUCH BETTER THAN I WAS EXPECTING
If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you
when ppl say ‘where’s my hug’ i haTE THAT SO MUCH go away hug ur own damn self. who do u think u are
have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating
I thought you said beheaded
that would not be an accident
be extra nice to people who don’t know what fisting is
wait whats fisting
you look beautiful today
The times these characters were mentioned in the first book
Harry, you attention seeking fuck.
#yeah man he acts like the whole books about him or somethin (via bratty-kouhai)
no but can you imagine anderson and that one girl actually explaining their theories on screen? like
sometimes thinking about this gets me through the day
I would pay to see this
you fucked up
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS
Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.
I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.
"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"
"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"
"You think?" *Eats popcorn*
james and lily sittin’ in a tree.
first comes love.
then come marriage.
then comes a baby followed by a prophecy that gets them both killed and leaves their only child an orphan