dontbeanassbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

sherlock-mania:

remember-pants-terezi:

heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

whoa there socrates

22 Jul 14 @ 9:51 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

thiccbitch:

people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and it’s not because they don’t like u it’s just that they don’t think to say anything bc they’re comfortable with not saying anything

22 Jul 14 @ 6:56 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

22 Jul 14 @ 6:55 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

22 Jul 14 @ 6:48 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
22 Jul 14 @ 6:45 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
southernshellsandweddingbells:

THIS IS LITERALLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY LIFE

southernshellsandweddingbells:

THIS IS LITERALLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY LIFE

22 Jul 14 @ 5:26 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
22 Jul 14 @ 5:25 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

awkward-fallen-angel:

deansass:

cAN I CRY 5EVER

OMG NORA YOU LUCKY DUCKY *HUGS*

22 Jul 14 @ 5:05 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

21 Jul 14 @ 10:37 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

lucy-or-something:

piinboots:

sickhypnotik:

his wife said she’d divorce him if he killed Arya

his wife said she’d divorce him if he killed Arya

GOOD

^

21 Jul 14 @ 9:39 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

21 Jul 14 @ 9:38 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

building-snowmen-is-imperative:

towhichifangirl:

anna interacting with inanimated objects

so i was thinking about this today and how when kristoff says “meet my family” Olaf tells Anna to run. And she doesn’t. Olaf continues to encourage her to run away because Kristoff may be missing a screw or two, but she doesn’t. Anna just stands there and waits for him to explain. She doesn’t judge him immediately because talking to inanimate objects is something she’s grown accustomed to. Say what you want about Elsa being isolated, there’s no denying it, but Anna was too. This is something that connects Anna and Kristoff, because she had her parents and he had Sven and the trolls, but both of them lived without a lot of human contact. And that’s why they’re great for each other, because they know how important it is to that each other feels worthy and wanted.

This had never occurred to me.

It’s brilliant.

21 Jul 14 @ 9:03 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
#frozen  
deanprincesster:

BYE

deanprincesster:

BYE

21 Jul 14 @ 7:40 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

dannerzz:

my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

21 Jul 14 @ 7:12 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

21 Jul 14 @ 12:46 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
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